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them that science was on his side. He even ventured a prediction of how the
                  experiments might turn out in favorable conditions and felt there was no dis-
                  grace in desiring to see a great experiment made. He anticipated that his labors
                  would be crowned with success.
                     In 1838 Espy petitioned the U.S. Senate to reward him in proportion to his
                  ability to make rain by burning woodlands. James Buchanan (D-Pennsylvania)
                  apologized to his colleagues for the “strange petition” he was about to present,
                  but assured them that it came from “a very respectable and scientific man” with
                  excellent references and credentials:


                    The petitioner . . . says that he has discovered a means of making it rain in a tract
                     of country at a period of time when there would be no rain without the use of his
                     process. Mr. Espy proposed to make the experiment at his own expense; and he
                     proposed that Congress should pass an act engaging to reward him with a certain
                     sum if he succeeded in making it rain in a tract of country ten miles square; a still
                     higher sum if he produced rain in a tract of country one thousand square miles; a
                     still higher sum if he produced rain in a tract of five thousand square miles; and,
                     lastly, to give him a still greater compensation if he should cause the ohio river to
                     be navigable all summer from Pittsburgh to the Mississippi. 11


                  Buchanan  supported  the  petition  based  on  Espy’s  scientific  reputation,  but
                 “scarcely  knew  himself  what  to  say  about  it.”  Senator  John  J.  Crittenden
                  (W-Kentucky) “doubted very much, whether, even if this thing was possible, it
                  would be a good policy to encourage the measure.” He thought that no mortal
                  should have the power that Espy professed to have and no one could take the
                  ohio River under his special protection:


                    Why, sir, he might enshroud us in continual clouds, and, indeed, falsify the prom-
                     ise that the earth should be no more submerged. And if he possesses the power of
                     causing rain, he may also possess the power of withholding it, and, in his pleasure,
                     instead of giving us a navigable river, may present us with rock and shoals and
                     sandbars. He thought that this would be too dangerous a power to entrust to any
                     individual . . . unless . . . we had some very summary process of manufacturing sun-
                     shine. (39)

                  The  senators,  obviously  enjoying  the  discussion,  pointed  out  that  no  citizen
                  should be empowered to hoard up the clouds and vapors or to dispense them
                  at  will.  Buchanan’s  motion  failed,  and  Espy’s  petition  lay  on  the  table.  That
                  year, and for several years following, Espy looked closer to home, seeking, but


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